bean jockey
A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers. Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined...
View Articlefreakonomics
Freak Economics: a clever meldword coined by authors Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubnerin in their 2005 book 'Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything'. It's...
View ArticleStarbucking
Copying the Starbucks™ business-model all across the World on an unprecedented level. Startup companies that has copied the franchise-scheme of Starbucks coffeehouse (small vendors/ neat outlook/...
View Articlecountrypolitans
White-Trash (or TPs for short!), countryass hicks or rural folks that now live in major cities in the US. Big cities have always been a major attraction for different kinds of people, that even...
View Articlepole jockey
A stripper! Also known as the zip witch! Making pole-pilates funner, one can exercise her core muscles' strength playing pole jockey to some satisfied audience.
View Articlecelebrity colonialism
Superstars (like the doofusy-looking 'supercouple' Brangelina), deciding to go to poor countries (like Namibia, not Muritania, foos!), to fulfill their super-sized egos (to have their daughter -- full...
View Articlebrutarian
Brute vegetarian: one who includes rough, uncooked or raw food in their diets (e.g. raw fish). Also called rawtarian, rawist, raw foodist. Vegequarians (a.k.a. vegaquarians/ vegemarians/...
View Articleskinny-fats
Also called TOFIs (thin outside, fat inside). People who doesn't look fat or overweight from the outside (no 'fat folds') and still are considered 'fat' when they are submitted to hi-tech...
View ArticleGoogle cooking
To google two or more food ingredients on a searchbot and look for results to make recipes. A related word to Google cooking is 'fridge Googling': search Google for sites that have recipes for...
View Articlelattenomics
Starbucks latte coffee prices (read: expensive), used as a method to compare local currencies' buying value against the price of a regular cup of latte coffee with that of the US dollar as a 'pegging'...
View ArticleGod spot
Situated in the left partial-lobe and has sense of 'spatial self', this newly discovered region in the brain (by means of fMRI 'functional magnetic resonance imagery' scanning technique), is hotly...
View Articlecoffeeshop intellectualist
Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes. Also called starbuckism/ starbucking. See also, beauty shop Nagel. Guitar-wielding fake...
View Articlepoorism
Poor-countries' tourism! Yes... double-flubble, fatfuck-ish Ugly American and European tourons take what has been called 'reality tours' in war-ravaged, piss-poor Third-World countries like Iraq,...
View Articlehaute dogs
'Haute hotdogs': hotdogs/ chilidogs that have exotic mix ingredients (e.g. nuts, raisins). New products marketed as massclusives, like haute dogs are for the experience consumer.
View ArticleVastity Belt
A funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat... did I just call you by the F-word? Sod me! You are 'overnormal', 'generously cut', 'horizontally-challenged', 'weight-challenged' and...
View Articlemicro-livestock
Insects eaten as gourmet food. Entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from grasshoppers that taste like chicken, to cockroaches eaten in East-Asian countries like Thailand!
View Articlepassive overeating
Fat-virus infectabilty! Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting...
View Articlerebound hunger
Eating less and gettting fatter! This is based on dietricians' extensive studies that has linked certain brain hormones (ghrelin & leptin: store fat as enegry and control appetite respectively),...
View Articleimmi-merce
Immigrant commerce or, 'diaspora management' of the 'brain-gain' in countries like India where rich Indian investors are going back (mainly from the UK and the US...), to invest in their homelands....
View Articlecowboy caviar
Montana's Tendergroin steakmeat, for the hicksvillians! Cowboy caviar is a pun on what countrypolitans flash as their new-found riches!
View Articlephotox
PhotoShop Botox, or 'digital dieting': cameraholics, phonewhores and photo-phobes who resort to the use of any pixel-altering digital program ardently removing the extra 'relaxed muscle' they have, in...
View ArticleA-spot/ U-spot
The first is situated between the already-known G-spot and the crevix, on the frontal wall of the vagina the same as the G. The other one has been discovered by sex-geologists (as it befits to call...
View Articlepoor farms
Today's unjust wealth-circualtion has created many problems for those 'many' of us 'have-nots', seperated off from the rich 'haves' living in their fancyass 'Privatopias' by electronic gates (gated...
View Articlediabesity
Also diabecity: diabetes-related obesity. A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to...
View Articleeco-kosher
Kosher food for the ecologically-correct! Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.
View Articlereverse anorexia
Low self-esteem in weight-lifters (called 'exerslaves'), who lift and -- psychologically, see no gain. Has many synonyms: -Bigorexia. -Muscle dysmorphia (reverse anorexia is considered one of the...
View Articleprefetarian
Not strictly vegetarian or a flexitarian, but can switch preferences from a variety of new-foodist tastes: say, sproutarian, fruitarian, juicetarian, brutarian, ... but doesn't venture into meat and...
View Articlekabbazah
Sex technique for women to exercise their K-muscles ('Kegel', named after Dr. Arnold Kegel who discovered them in 1940. Also known as PC or 'pubococcygeus' muscles). Originally, it's a Taoist...
View Articlehidden hunger
Having no sufficient fruit/veg in one's diet/food-intake. Also means the inability to provide healthy food for one's family. People in Turd World 'cunt'ries like mine, are always characterized by...
View Articlesproutarian
One who eats young 1 week green shoots (called 'micro-greens'), because it's believed that these green shoots are rich with bioavailable phyto-nutrient chemicals that has anti-ageing properties,...
View Articlejuicetarian
Fresh-squeezed juices are a hoax: they lack the natural fiber that fruit has which can render them 70-60% less bioavailable. Fruitarians had it almost right, but they also miss direly on other...
View Articlefeederism
Feeding fetishism: sexual gratification stemming from feeding oneself or a partner to 'obesity'! Feederism, also feederist or 'food fetishist'.
View Articlehufu
Human tufu: textured tufu that resembles human skin and made to appear flesh-like for weirdball cannibalist fetishists! See Cannibalistic Vegetarian, Level 5 Vegan for shits, farts and hearty giggles!...
View Articlelocalvores
Also called 'culinarians', food activists, ecogastronomists... and refers to culinazis who advocate traditional local food-harvesting/-making methods (ecogastronomy/ Slow Food/ cuisine de terroir...),...
View Articlefruit beers
Made from fruit like pear/ peach/ apricot/ cherry/ raspberry/ pumpkin... Fruit beers are tasty and has 'bioavailablity'. See also fruitini.
View Articlevirgin beers
NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'. Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!
View Articlevino verde
Also vinho verde: green wine from Portugal and Macau. Slightly put off by its color, vino verde is not a popular wine among the vinirati.
View Articlefood beers
Thick-bodied, almost chewable barley beers. These beers come fortified naturally with anti-oxidants, carbs and vitamins, which had made them quiet popular. Similar to food beers, are what's known as...
View Articlechewable liquor
Club candy that's been around for some time known as 'chewable liquor': gelatinous lozenges that contain concentrated alcohol and are very potent. Another club favorite similar to chewable liquor is...
View ArticleDolly Parton wine
"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!" Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.
View Articlefruitini
Fruit-based martini drinks/ cocktails. Mostly are non-alcoholic 'mocktails' (or, mocktinis), though it's important to spike the damn thing with good ol'voddy (vodkatinis). -crantini: cranberry...
View ArticleMexican Mary
Also called 'Bloody Maria': the usual Bloody Mary (kosher salt/pepper + Tabasco® sauce/Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you...
View Articleflairing
The art of joggling barware, bar tools and drink bottles performed by master cocktailians and molecular mixologists. A virginified try at flairing may end in embarrasing -- and sometimes dangerous --...
View Articlecaffeinol
0.2-0.33 to 0.65 g/kg ethanol + 10 mg/kg caffeine mixture that has proved to be a perfect 'cortical neuroprotector' if given intravenously to ischemic-stroke patients to counter their illness. Another...
View Articleone-drinking
In a bar, to request an item... only to re-request a change, or cancel it all together and order another item when the bartender comes huffing and puffing with the original order. In Sesame Street,...
View ArticleMoroccan Margarita
Pomegranate molasses + tequila + triple sec + lime juice. Moroccan Margarita needs pomegranate molasses, essential to making this delicious cocktail: thick-bodied essence of freshly squeezed...
View Articlealchoffee
Sacred alcohol and coffee drank together. Many examples of get-sloshed-while-sober alchoffee can be seen in cocktails like the javatini, chocatini and various espresso cocktails.
View Articlepre-drinking
To drink large quantities of cheap alkie/beer, before going out on a 'drinquest' to save on expenses! I never done pre-drinking: I used to work in a bar, yo!
View Articlepre-gaming
Underage teens on a drinking binge before football games! Pre-gaming makes all the fun in the stadium: you can get free entertainment hearing the crappy, drunkinese jokes during extended halftime...
View ArticleNow Economy
The "I need it Now!" sheeple-intensive economy.In a recent article in trendwatching.com, one can read about what founder Reinier Evers has called the 'Youniverse' of the 'massclass' of 'trysumers' who...
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